January 2012
24 posts
Jan 27th
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I'm gonna write a report about metal...
Jan 27th
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I love being high on coffee and cookies.
Jan 27th
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Sh*t my teacher says
I have this teacher, who’s a bit…weird. - You there, wake up! - What’s that noise? Stop it! (the noise came outside of our room) - I did NOT say that! - There’s an other discussion going on over here in the room and that’s STRICTLY forbidden! - We’ll now do free exercises. With that I mean, do the heck what you want for 15 minutes.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Don't you see what's wrong?
I heard something about Obama wants Americans, who earns more than 1 million dollars a year, to pay at least 30% in taxes. I’m no way near that salary and I still pay 30% in taxes. To me, it’s just crazy that people that earn so much money, who actually can afford it without their lifestyle being too limited, didn’t pay 30% already from the beginning. You might think that 30%...
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
Die Zeit heilt nicht die Wunden.:... →
wennichtanzenwill: Polyglot Problems: polyglotproblems: Jumpintothefog asked: Hey! I’ve got more of a… polyglotproblems: Jumpintothefog asked: Hey! I’ve got more of a request. I was wondering if either you or your followers (or both! :p ) Could suggest me music groups who… Swedish: - Maskinen - Laleh - Den svenska björnstammen - Familjen - Thåström - Jonathan Johansson - Lars...
Jan 23rd
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I just superglued myself.
How can that even happen at age 24?!
Jan 22nd
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It doesn’t matter how old you are. If your parents are coming home to you, after you had a party, the first thing you do is to hide all the wine bottles! Get rid of all the evidence!
Jan 22nd
I always find it kinda weird, when you send an e-mail to your teacher on a Saturday night and they respond shortly after the same night. Don’t they have anything better to do on a Saturday?
Jan 21st
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Liebe Leute: eine Frage
ich übersetze gerade eine App meines Schwagers und möchte jetzt wissen welche Imperativform man benutzt. z.B. auf English sagt man “choose device”. Schreibe ich dann “Wählen Sie Gerät”,  oder “Wähl Gerät”??? Fuck, ich und Übersetzung passen nicht zusammen =(
Jan 19th
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My first two days in school so far
ENTREPRENEURSHIP - my teacher seems really nice, inspiring and funny. - the student from China can’t pronounce a single consonant. All I hear is fluhfluhflah. - lots and loooots of cute guys, hng! It’s like participating in an amateur porno. CRITICAL THINKING - my teacher ends his sentence and then two seconds later it’s like he finds more words to end it with again. This...
Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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epicwinsauce asked: Sarah in regards to your milk post, I uh don't think anyone does that
Jan 10th
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This is my life
If someone told me when I was fifteen that I would, almost ten years later, teach other students how to recycle garbage, I would have laughed so hard.
Jan 10th
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Got milk?
You know how sometimes after you’ve been drinking milk, you get lots of saliva in your mouth, and sometimes you start to play with that saliva, by drooling it out and then quickly sucking it up again. Well, I wasn’t careful enough and now it looks like I got jizz all over my sweatpants…
Jan 9th
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CV for a beginner
I’ve to write a CV for the first time in my life. So far I’ve written this: Experience: - knows lots of references from the internetz…like a boss. You should hire me because: - look at all the fucks I give. Not sure if I’m gonna get this job or not…
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Child in the hood
My niece in my old childhood neighborhood.
Jan 7th
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Jan 4th
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December 2011
24 posts
Happy New Year and Gott Nytt År! 2011 was a great...
Dec 31st
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epicwinsauce asked: derp ok nevermind, I googled it, seems as if it is. :3
Dec 30th
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From all of us, to all of you
a Merry Christmas.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
Die Zeit heilt nicht die Wunden.: you know what's... →
svo-hljott: ohhaiguise: epicwinsauce: svo-hljott: everything but most specifically for this post ~LANGUAGES.~ For example, take the letters “alla.” I’m not saying it’s a word, it’s just an example of jumbled letters that work well for my point. Alla, pronounced in… ‘alla’ means all and everybody/everyone in Swedish, so yes it is a word =)
Dec 25th
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Merry Green Christmas
There’s absolutely no snow outside. For a Swede that means a lot. Christmas is supposed to be white, not like any other day in April. Oh well, it’s still gonna be a nice evening, I’ll be celebrating with my family at my sisters house, eating lots and lots of vegetarian holiday food (that I cooked). No Christmas ham for me. This is usually how we celebrate Christmas: - meet...
Dec 24th
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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I'm allergic to vegetarian food
thomasinberlin: I’m sorry but a salad is not a meal and eating cheese is not sexy. It taste like feet and you’ll get cooties. Going to bed hungry because my friends are weird.  I would also state that salad isn’t a meal and would be really cranky if that is all people would give me for dinner, but vegetarian food is sooo much more than just salad. You just have to know what to cook =)
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Die Zeit heilt nicht die Wunden.:... →
anywherebutsweden: epicwinsauce: I was having trouble saying the Swedish word själv until it dawned on me that it totally sounds like the English word “self.” then I looked it up and it turns out that that’s what it means, too. Almost. ‘Själv’ should be pronounced like this: ɧɛ:lv,… Oh I forgot, ‘sk’ isn’t always pronounced like ‘ɧ’, it depends on the...
Dec 20th
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Second hand.
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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epicwinsauce: I was having trouble saying the Swedish word själv until it dawned on me that it totally sounds like the English word “self.” then I looked it up and it turns out that that’s what it means, too. Almost. ‘Själv’ should be pronounced like this: ɧɛ:lv, so the ‘s’ is not the same as in English. I don’t even think English have this sound ‘ɧ’....
Dec 19th
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Let there be light
Bought a couple of second hand stuff today. This lamp was one of those things. My kitchen is now ridiculous cozy. These two chairs are btw very typical Swedish design. Just like the blue dalecarlian horse in the background.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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December.
December 2010 December 2011
Dec 14th
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The holiday begins: now!
I’m done. I’m finally done with school for this year. It has been so much to do this semester, that I haven’t gotten the time to take time for my hobbies. But now I’m back (for the moment) and the first thing I did, was to take pictures. I’ve missed it.
Dec 14th
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Dinner: American pancakes. Sing hallelujah!
Dec 12th
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Me and ginger biscuit pastry
Me and my relationship with ginger biscuit pastry: Me: you can never have too much ginger biscuit pastry! [5 minutes later] Me: gaah, too much ginger biscuit pastry, my tummy hurts! [tummy aches for 2 hours, I feel sick and promise myself to never eat ginger biscuit pastry again] [the next day] Me: mmm, ginger biscuit pastry, yummy! Repeat and fail again…
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Far away from the Winterland
My last memories from summer.
Dec 7th
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November 2011
22 posts
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Nov 30th
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Nov 28th
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